deducecanoe:

paulsrockinpagoda:

noswellicus:

Yesssss

nooooooooooooo


Every time science discovers something that science fiction has already determinedd is a bad idea, I’m like… HAVE WE LEARNED NOTHING!?


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annies-booobs:

tits-mcgeek:

not-pizza:

My idol

This will never not be funny.

a hero for the ages


katherineobscura:

Guys be like “don’t wear leggings if you don’t got no ass” and I see you bitches walking around in muscle shirts without any muscles so pipe the fuck down

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justbeencumberbatched:

lesbian-songbirds:

If 1 in 10 teens are gay, then statistically, there are two gays in each of my classes… I’m one, so where’s the other one? Come out come out wherever you are ya little shit

im not sure if that last line is a pun or not

(Source: ditchtheworldd, via aphfandoms)


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thisfeliciaday:

I guess I can retire now.


spoon-goon-icarus:

swaggiethough:

when you try learning something completely foreign 

image

talk dirty to me

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notimefordirtytalk:

You know, if you watch the lion king closely, you can find a lot of simbalism.

(Source: allyasavedthedayagain, via hotboyproblems)


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