sylviasybil:

zylphiacrowley:

faewild:

smashedindigo:

no one saw me wear it therefore it is not dirty

Schrödinger’s laundry

Alternatively: everyone saw me wear it yesterday, but I own a washing machine so I could’ve washed it since then (I didn’t wash it).

people saw me wearing it yesterday but there will be different people seeing me today therefore it is not dirty

(Source: 2460-pun, via pr0misez)


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orionfalls:

i still think its 2012

(via fake-mermaid)


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we dream of ways to break these iron bars;we dream of black nights without moon or stars


danwasonfireonce:

danwasonfireonce:

danwasonfireonce:

I JUST FOUND OUT THAT TWO OF MY “HETEROSEXUAL” GUY BEST FRIENDS WERE FUCKING EACH OTHER AND MY BEST FRIEND CAUGHT THEM IM CHOKING 

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this is the best day ever 

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of course you are

(via winchesterfamilyfeud)


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meloetta:

why do they always showcase ‘bullies’ in cartoons as being some punk with a mohawk like

when was the last time you saw a cool guy in a leather jacket not minding his own business it’s usually some basic asshole in a graphic tee that has something to say

(via moriarty)


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kalikardashian:

thelilnan:

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

OKAY

AJAX SOAP

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THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”

AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT

AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH

AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE

someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this

(via wizard-of-oz87)


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so, tumblr gave me the wrong idea about supernatural

free-fallen-angel:

peaceful-fallen-angel:

air-xx:

awkward-alex-apocalypse:

amanoa:

dudewheresmypie:

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so true

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Yes

HOLY TAX ACCOUNTANT

I LAUGHED WAY TOO HARD

(Source: nikaalexandra, via carry-on-my-otp)


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resetty:

what if websites had closing hours

(Source: pokabu, via hotboyproblems)


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