dinoduckqueen:

werewolfzero:

How many Hogwarts boys do you think Madam Pomfrey has to fix every year because they messed up trying to cast an Engorgio on their dicks

asking the real questions

(via fiction-saved-my-life)


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stability:

people who feel comfortable pooping anywhere other than their house are not to be trifled with

(Source: stability, via bastille)


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swag-canada:

he’s the one they warn us about in math problems 


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mcsnuggie:

at this point my blood is probably 4.3% pasta sauce

(via shouldnt)


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jibblyuniverse:

derpfire:

jibblyuniverse:

frenums:

things that will always sound sarcastic

  • good for you
  • thanks a lot
  • yeah right
  • nice to know
  • wow
  • way to go
  • totally
  • ok buddy

Not if you say ‘man’ at the end

ok buddy man

I might not have thought that last one through

(via aphfandoms)


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alwaysri8:

gaybrielandasstiel:

thespooklock:

thespooklock:

so my plan for halloween is to dress up as a Nazgul with my black horse and go trick or treating but instead of saying “trick or treat” i’ll either scream or hiss “Bagginssssssssss, Shhhhhhhire” and then ransack their villages in my search for the One Ring

image

i bet

image

you guys

image

thought

image

i was joking

oh dear god

HOW MANY PEOPLE DID YOU TERRORIZE

(Source: onvavoiir, via mischief-bound)


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Imagine Cas Talking After Accidentally Inhaling Helium

castielimagines:

"Why are you laughing? Why do I sound like this?" 


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tescosfinest:

i want to make friends but at the same time no

(via fake-mermaid)


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