rexuality:

I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like “grandma please, you’re making easter dinner really uncomfortable” and it’ll be great

(via aphfandoms)


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ekoenigs:

danchorman:

When you think a meme is dying out:

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This is the worst post I’ve ever seen

(Source: oxdn, via okay)


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enemaroberts:


burger king gonna kill us all


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lion:

when someone reading in class and your name is in the story

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(via shouldnt)


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mild-bloom:

i dont need a valentine i need 8 million dollars and a fast metabolism

(via fake-mermaid)


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  • Cop: Have you been drinking?
  • Me: I been drankin'
  • Cop: Surfbort
  • Me: Surfbort

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